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That's not fun Errol Flynn swinging off a rope onto a pirate ship is fun, but if the enemy crew just tells him to fuck off, it'd completely kill the mood!" "And no-one says 'taff' anymore they say 'fuck'."Then there's the villain, the Thief-Taker General, whose only role in the plot is to occasionally show up and victimize Garrett in an operatically evil manner, like Dick Dastardly chasing the pigeon.".is to isolate everything that gave the original its unique appeal, edge, and soul, put on our big boots and stamp and stamp and stamp." Cue the guy putting on Mario's Kuribo Shoe. In his review for Thief (2014), Yahtzee says, "The first thing we do.In Thief: The Dark Project, one of the badly done guard sprites goes DRR DRR DRR.When describing Travis Touchdown as a massive nerd, he's shown lusting over Haruhi Suzumiya.At the end of his The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass review, he suggest for the next game that Nintendo get rid of the princess, change the hero to a dog, change the setting to feudal Japan, and replace the weapons with magic spells cast with a paintbrush.
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One of the dungeons in NieR takes the form of a text adventure game, illustrated with "This dungeon has been replaced by a series of twisty text screens, all alike.".The God of War III review has Yahtzee point out how Kratos was the closest to relatable in the first game, while in the third, he's channeling Judge Death.In the same review, he complains about Lightning's loud footsteps because "It's like someone's running along just out of shot banging coconuts together.".
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One of the lines in his review of Final Fantasy XIII is: "Yahtzee, please take your dick out of my eye socket!", which appears to be a reference to A Serbian Film (seeing as the video came out at around approximately the same time the movie did and generated a great deal of controversy).The entirety of his review for 50 Cent Blood On The Sand is filled with subliminal shots with the phrase " NOT A RACIST.".The first ship seen in the Dead Space review is the Pyro-GX from Descent.Any time he says "battle royale," somebody onscreen gets killed by an exploding collar.